hogwartswhovianonbakerstreet:

timelordonbakerstreet:

bye-bye-ponds:

1. Go to this site.
2. Put in a phrase.
3. Choose “35 translations.”
4. Show us the result.

Original text:

“I am a leaf on the wind what how I soar”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“So, I did.”

Original text:

“Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Dumbledore Announces good first ‘s.”

Original text:

“I am not a dalek, I am human.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“The unknown man”

I tried entering Macbeth’s “tomorrow” speech (as much as could fit, and by memory like a boss [so some may not be correct]) and got this:

Original text:

“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow: creeps in this petty pace from day to day, till the last syllable of recorded time; and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life’s but a walking shadow…”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Tomorrow, tomorrow, the animal died today in a few seconds. The order for the sake of contrast and shadows of the life and actions of the company. …”